Everyone knows the U.S. Constitution is bad-ass. But what most people don’t know is how mind-blowing what they protect is. I read the full constitution the other day and I wanted to show you just how sweet your world is with the Bill of Rights up all our hoo-haws.
1st amendment: Freedom of press, religion, and expression.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
The first amendment is responsible for giving us the tea party total jerk-offs to laugh at!
2nd amendment: The right to bear arms
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The second amendment is directly responsible for this BEAR-BABY and at least two X-men!
3rd amendment: Quartering of Soldiers
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
This guy’s in the wrong goddamn century.
Before the Bottle 